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Friday, July 15, 2005
 

Water closet and British lady


Some of you might have read this already but then this is too hilarious. Personaly i dont entertain forwards, but read this. It will definitely make you laugh.

Its very funnyThis is to provide some comic relief........You justcan't stop laughing for every single sentence in theletter below. In the days when you couldn't count on a public toiletfacility, an English woman was planning a trip toIndia. She was registered to stay in a small guesthouse owned by the local schoolmaster.She was concerned as to whether the guest housecontained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonlycalled a WC which stands for "Water Closet". She wroteto the schoolmaster inquiring of the facilities aboutthe WC.The school master, not fluent in English, asked thelocal priest if he knew the meaning of WC. Togetherthey pondered possible meanings of the letters andconcluded that the lady wanted to know if there was a"Wayside Chapel" near the house . . . a bathroom never entered their minds.So the schoolmaster wrote the following reply:
Dear Madam,I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC islocated 9 miles from the house. It is located in themiddle of a grove of pine trees, surrounded by lovelygrounds. It is capable of holding 229 people and isopen on Sundays and Thursdays. As there are manypeople expected in the summer months, I suggest youarrive early. There is, however, plenty of standingroom. This is an unfortunate situation especially ifyou are in the habit of going regularly.It may be of some interest to you that my daughter wasmarried in the WC as it was there that she met herhusband. It was a wonderful event. There were 10people in every seat. It was wonderful to see theexpressions on their faces. We can take photos indifferent angle. My wife, sadly, has been ill andunable to go recently. It has been almost a year sinceshe went last, which pains her greatly.You will be pleased to know that many people bringtheir lunch and make a day of it. Others prefer towait till the last minute and arrive just in time. Iwould recommend your ladyship plan to go on a Thursdayas there is an organ accompaniment. The acoustics are excellent and even the most delicate sounds can beheard everywhere.The newest addition is a bell which rings every time aperson enters. We are holding a bazaar to provideplush seats for all since many feel it is long needed.
I look forward to escorting you there myself andseating you in a place where you can be seen by all.
With deepest regards,
The Schoolmaster
The Woman fainted reading the reply........and she never visited India !!!!
 
Comments:
I wouldn't either.! ROFL :) :)

Very funny lines:

My wife, sadly, has been ill andunable to go recently. It has been almost a year sinceshe went last, which pains her greatly.

Imagine the Lady as she reads all these lines.!
 
Good one !!
 
@venkat, sathys and adenkaapa
thanks :-)
 
hehehe I've read this before but definetly hillarious! ;p
 
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