Sheeshh.....Where the hell am I going to get this sort of money

I did a rough calculation of how much money I would need at the end of 10 months from now to do the things that I wanted to do. The results are so depressing that I am finding it too difficult to handle. The only silver lining is , I know there are others worse than me ^-^. Here goes the list:

1. Loans to be paid for credit cards:
2467.7
2,381.61
458.91
3744.37
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$9052.59
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2. Money needed to give away loans to friends:
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$680
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3. Personal
cell phone: 35 X 10 = 350
rent: 300 X 10 = 3000
food and others: 200 X 10 = 2000
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$5350
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4. To pay fees:
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$10000 for 10 courses
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5. other misc. expenses:
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$2000
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Total required:
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$27082.59
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6. To pay back dad:

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$10000
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7. Grand total:
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$37,082.59
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Now, tell where can I find so much money.................????????????????????????
  ¶ 12:19 PM